Jeremy Clarkson Reveals What Happened After 150 Burly Men Took Over His Pub Land!

Jeremy Clarkson, the outspoken former Top Gear host, has been keeping busy with his latest venture—his very own pub, The Farmer’s Dog, just 20 minutes from his Diddly Squat Farm. After investing a hefty £1 million into the establishment, Clarkson was hoping to create the perfect retreat for locals and visitors alike. But recently, he found himself facing an unexpected challenge—one that he didn’t exactly plan for.

The Pub Takeover: A Gang of 150 Burly Men

In his weekly column for The Sunday Times, Clarkson detailed how the tranquil pub grounds were suddenly taken over by a group of 150 Travellers, who arrived with their horses and traps. The situation quickly escalated when the group cut the padlock on the pub’s car park gate, and things took a turn for the worse when staff members were threatened after confronting them.

Clarkson explained that, in the past, he would have called the police for assistance, expecting them to step in and handle the situation. However, in today’s world, things have changed. “In the olden days, you’d call the police and they would at least try to sort it out,” Clarkson wrote. “But times have changed.”

The Growing Problem of Trespassing

The incident highlighted an issue Clarkson believes is becoming increasingly common for farmers and landowners—trespassing. He reflected on how this has become a frustrating challenge for those who want to protect their property and maintain peace. Clarkson expressed his bewilderment at how some people seem to live “among us while taking absolutely no part in the society we’ve created.” It’s a situation that, for him, remains a complicated grey area, where the question of ownership isn’t always clear.

As Clarkson described it, it was almost as if people believed they could simply do whatever they wanted on someone else’s land. He likened it to his own rebellious school days when he would disregard the rules that teachers set, believing it was his job to challenge authority.

Handling the Situation with Humor and Respect

Despite the frustration, Clarkson’s approach to the issue was one of humor and respect. He made it clear that, while he had his complaints, he believed in treating the Travelling community with dignity. In his own words, “Basically, treat them like the Canadians treat their neighbours south of the border. Smile sweetly and hope they don’t come over.”

Clarkson’s lighthearted tone continued as he reflected on the police’s response to the situation. When they finally showed up, it wasn’t with the urgency he had hoped for. Instead, they seemed more concerned about other issues. Clarkson jokingly said that the police “responded as if someone had just sent an unpleasant tweet about Sir Starmer himself.” While the officers did make vehicle checks and organized a fleet of lorries to tow away any vehicles with defects, Clarkson couldn’t help but laugh at the “impressive operation” that followed.

The Aftermath: A Small Price to Pay

In the end, Clarkson was left with a £150 bill to fix the padlock and clean up the litter left behind by the Travellers. However, his biggest concern wasn’t the mess or the inconvenience—it was the “unforgivable abuse” one of his young employees received from the group. After this incident, Clarkson made it clear that the Travellers wouldn’t be welcome back next year.

Despite the frustration, Clarkson kept a sense of humor about the whole ordeal. He jokingly added, “Racing horses on a fully open dual carriageway looks a damn sight more fun than chasing an imaginary fox over a hedge.”

Conclusion: Moving Forward

Clarkson’s experience with the Travellers at The Farmer’s Dog may have been a headache, but it’s clear that he’s handling it with a mix of frustration, humor, and respect. He understands the complexities of land ownership and trespassing, but also recognizes the importance of treating everyone with dignity, even in difficult circumstances.

As Clarkson moves forward with his pub, it’s likely he’ll encounter more bumps along the way—but with his signature wit and determination, he’ll likely tackle each one head-on. And who knows? Maybe next time, he’ll even have a better solution for dealing with those unexpected ‘guests’ who show up uninvited.